The Wedding Telegram from Uncle Payton for Troy & May-Lee [WARNING: pig & chook noises; 4shared.com]
If you have just come from my main site: Fool’s Paradise – Infinity on a Shoestring: PAYTON L. INKLETTER
you are now at my HEADERS ARCHIVE where you are in for a rare treat! You will need a box of tissues to soak up the tears, yes, even you red-blooded men, for the unspeakable beauty of my headers has reduced many a big strapping hairy man into a blubbering tearful mess. If you are one such a big hairy strapping lad, you may want to be alone, for to be seen crying your heart out can be challenging. I won’t tell anyone. Now if you have arrived here you know not how nor from whence, get over to my main site above poste haste, check out the vibe and the credentials of that unique place, then head back here thus the better prepared for the experience you’re about to have. If you don’t, I’ll slap you on the back of your legs, and don’t you think I won’t!